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Oh Cannabis we stand on guard for they!  Yes its true, and this week we kick things off discussing the new legalization of marijuana in Canada.  Big B's wheels are turning when he suggests next years crop at the allotment should be Canadian weed!

Big B has bought himself a drum machine and we plan on releasing our new single very soon.

DK has a new internet find to rival Alex and Frankie the weatherman.  His name is David Gravey Jr.  We play a couple of his clips, about stinky private parts.  Choo Choo Stu then shares a story with us about the time he got vaginal food poisoning from going down on a young lass.

Also on tap this week...

A man strips naked and jumps into the shark tank at Ripley's Aquarium in Toronto.

A gas station owner in Florida is upset over people using his microwave to warm their urine.

And to top things off Kleenex is changing the name of their man size tissues because we are insulting people.

All this and so much more on this weeks show.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific on www.cavecrewradio.com and Radio KAOS in Florida.

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Let the next adventure begin. Season 5 has arrived, from our studios in London England, Queens, New York and Ontario, Canada. This week its a little bit of catch up since our month long hiatus. First off it all starts with a shopping trip to the greatest liquor store in the world and Big B has some cherry brandy.
We all know what happened in New York when Choo Choo Stu came to visit. But how about the trip home.
It starts after the trip to the liquor store did any of it even leave the states?
Some how Stu strikes up a friendship while waiting for the bathroom. That turns into a conversation about the mile high club and sex in cars.
Stu is selling some merchandise and he has some advice about Facebook marketplace. With 4 pairs on binoculars, a ripped leather couch and an Ikea desk let the adventures begin.
Then its time to go to the Allotment, and man are things heating up.
Big B and DK discuss a go fund me so they can travel to England.
Its time for the annual elections and Stu cant vote.
There is something evil lurking around the plots. Choo Choo Sue now a scarecrow has been violated. Let the investigation begin.
And finally Stu strikes a friendship with a ballerina or singer with smooth olive skin and facial hair.
We are back kids. What would you do without us.
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Until next time.....dilly dilly

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We are back live next Thursday cave dwellers, but for now one more replay.  The time we had a shrink examine our sanity.

Episode Notes: The wait is over and to kick off our Endless Summer Beach Party series we are bringing in our mental health expert Michael Devine. His job to decide whether or not the boys are sane or insane. It was about 3 weeks ago that Big B had this great idea to have a shrink on the show. Well you know what they say. Be careful what you wish for. Before we got started there was a little business to tend to, Choo Choo Stu has a new fence painting machine and things got a little messy, Big B has recieved his limited edition t shirt, and after Stu pooped his pants last week he got stu a present. The wait is over! Let the fun begin. After a little bit of smaill talk its time for our beer swilling doctor to take control of the show. Here is a short review of our exam, if you will. First up Mike asks us what color the wind is..... Would you like to be the greatest lover in the world and known has the worst? Or the worst lover in the world and be known as the best? Then we are shown 3 different photos and asked. What is happening? What just happened? and What happened next? Then finally we are asked if we had to chose 1 of the other 2 hosts to do business with who would it be. With some laughs and some interesting dialogue it is time for the verdict.......and it is??? Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and the exclusive video feed on Facebook Live. Check out Mike Devines website here http://www.michaeldevinecounseling.com/ We now have 9 other shows on the Cave Crew Radio Network. Every genre. We got you covered. They are streaming 24/7 and links to the shows on demand. What are you waiting for. The Cave Crew prank call contest is in full swing! With prizes to be won. Email your recorded prank call to cavecrewradio@gmail.com Next weeks guest for our Endless Summer Beach Party....It's the return of Brad Carter from the Snow Plow Show and Phone Losers of America! Hear you there.

September 27, 2018

CCR Replay Bootleg Horse Manure

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We are busy preparing for season 5 which debuts live October 11 with a brand new episode.  So until then this is one we rather enjoyed.  See you soon Cave Dwellers!

A Canadian, an Englishman, and an American walk into the studio to bid farewell to Summer. What better way to cap it off then just shoot the shit. 

Big B is back from his mini vacation with some corn bred, tea moonshine. He has also got the results from his 23 and Me let the drama finally end. All hail the king of Iberia.

Some how we end up talking about dreams. Sleep walking, sleep paralysis, talking in your sleep and nite mares. The house comes down when Choo Choo Stu shares some of his personal stories, from eyes in the wall, losing his arm, confronting robbers and making love to an anglel.

DK tries to break the ice with some audio from a couple of internet stars.

Just when we thought we were settling in, the conversation of the Allotment takes over. Hey its been a while. There is a homeless man living in an empty shed and the Big Chief is not happy. Then the beloved black stuff makes its return, when Stu informs us its contaminated with rubber. But fear not Stu has an independent manure supplier.

DK announces that Choo Choo Stu's world tour continues with Choo York on September 13th and we build for the biggest Choo Choo Mania yet.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm Eastern 6pm Pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on radio KAOS 

September 14, 2018

Cave Crew Radio Choo York

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The time has arrived!  Choo Choo Stu is in New York.  From the time he boards the plane in London until he arrives in Big B's New York Cave we have you covered......

1 A flight fit for a King.  

What is economy delight?  A bloody mary, some chicken curry a bottle of wine and turbulance at 20 thousand feet.

2 The journey begins

Here about Big B's problem with his fast pass and his debit card.  Is this a sign of things to come?  Choo Choo causes damage at his Air B and B, lets hope there isn't a bill for the air conditioner and the TV.  Stu ventures out on his own for breakfast.

3 A tour of the big city

Choo Choo Stu goes to Coney Island, the Empire State Building, the Twin Towers, some restaurants and bars.  Then he has a little bad luck on the way to the Statue of Liberty.  What happens when he goes inside the M&M store?

4 Hanging in Big B's Studio

Stu has a chance to make a live appearance on Metal Thunder Radio and on Cave Crew Radio.

A special guest has an oppurtunity for a meet and greet for Cave Crew Radio but forgets to set his computer up........

Cave Crew Radio airs live on http://www.cavecrewradio.com every Thursday at 9pm eastern and 6pm pacific.

We have a new supplier for our merchandise, so be on the look out for you limited edition Choo York swag and other great stuff from the cave.

Where is the next destination for Choo Choo's world tour?  We will have to wait and see!!!

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Here we are one week away untiil Choo Choo Stu continues his North American tour.  Last year Choo Choo invaded Canada (see link to show below)  This year he is heading to New York, and here is your preview.

Big B has things lined up for Stu's visit.  The Empire State Building, Central Park, the Statue of Liberty and 2 shows.  Metal Thunder Radio and Cave Crew Radio.  The only thing Stu cares about is a Vape shop down the street.

The kids are back to school!  Whats the difference between Canada, the USA and England.  What does Clock Work Orange have to do with this.

Collin Kapernick is the face of Nike...here is what we think.  Are we for sport or politics.

We have a brand new segment with AC and Frankie the Weatherman sit back and enjoy.

DK has finally watched Live PD and Big B is making the sale.

To cap it off one last preview of Choo Choo Stu heading to New York.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on www,cavecrewradio,com and simulcasting on Radio K A O S

Next week live its Choo York 2018

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A Canadian, an Englishman, and an American walk into the studio to bid farewell to Summer.  What better way to cap it off then just shoot the shit.  

Big B is back from his mini vacation with some corn bred, tea moonshine.  He has also got the results from his 23 and Me let the drama finally end.  All hail the king of Iberia.

Some how we end up talking about dreams.  Sleep walking, sleep paralysis, talking in your sleep and nite mares.  The house comes down when Choo Choo Stu shares some of his personal stories, from eyes in the wall, losing his arm, confronting robbers and making love to an anglel.

DK tries to break the ice with some audio from a couple of internet stars.

Just when we thought we were settling in, the conversation of the Allotment takes over.  Hey its been a while.  There is a homeless man living in an empty shed and the Big Chief is not happy.  Then the beloved black stuff makes its return, when Stu informs us its contaminated with rubber.  But fear not Stu has an independent manure supplier.

DK announces that Choo Choo Stu's world tour continues with Choo York on September 13th and we build for the biggest Choo Choo Mania yet.

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm Eastern 6pm Pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com simulcasting on radio KAOS 

 

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Hey now!  Guess who is back in the Cave.  It's the return of Choo Choo Stu.  We start up by getting an update on Big B's search of his heritage.  This week he has recieved another kit.  Stu wants to give it a try and DK is still wondering who is testing this DNA.

Have you ever seen a shape in the clouds?  A face on toast.  DK makes a discovery in his garden, and lets just say its perfect for the show.

Then Big B brings along a clip of an interview he had on Metal Thunder Radio.  From the tv show Live PD and we get to listen to a couple of stories.

Remember the Time Choo Choo told us about the girl he dated with the stump for a leg, well she comes back into the conversation again.

Then we dive into the story of Richard Russell the airline employee that somehow stole a comercial aircraft and took it for a joy ride before eventually crashing.  We play some actual audio of him talking to the air traffic control.  Then the guys give their theories on his state of mind and how the hell he got in the air in the first place.

All in all we had a blast and it was good to have the gang back together.  

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and now simulcasting on Radio K A O S and Talkshoe.

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Here we go again!  Twice bitten twice shy right?  Join DK and the Big B for Open Mic part 2.  The night starts out with Big B talking about ordering 23 and Ma and Ancestry dot com.  DK is oblivious to all this.  Apparently Big B has shipped a DNA sample to parts unknown to be analyzed.  The part that bothers DK is they will tell you if you have a disease, would you do this?

 

Ding Ding!  The first call of the night is the Commish from Wrestle Me This.  After last weeks debacle, DK has prepared some random ice breaker questions.  Lets here how the Commish responds, and he tells us what really happened when his computer blew up on air.

 

Ding Ding!  The next caller is Brad from the Snow Plow Show.  Brad weighs in on 23 and Me and we start talking about serial killers and horror movies.

 

On to the news…..

This week we have an English woman who has fallen in love with an Australian ghost and they plan to have kids.  https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-claims-shes-relationship-ghost-13038702?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

 

Then we have an Amish dude who started a horse and carriage uber.   https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/amish-man-starts-uber-ride-service-with-his-horse-and-buggy

 

Finally Japanese models are now turning their armpits into billboards.

 

Cave Crew Radio airs live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com and now simulcasting on K A O S Radio at http://radiokaos.net/

 

Catch the Commish on Wrestle Me This here https://player.fm/series/wrestle-me-this-2408057

 

And listen to Brad Carter on the Snow Plow Show here http://snowplowshow.com/

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This week its Big B and DK in studio and because we have no guests, we are having an open mic night and inviting people to call us.

1st up we are talking about the demise of the plastic straw, then DK announces is super duper new barbeque (and how he almost got divorced) but Big B has some outside toys that take the cake.

Then after the break Scotty calls in too chat with us, what we originally thought was going to be a trivia challenge, turns out to be a conversation about the 6 cats Scotty has living in his kitchen.

The vice president of radio operations here at the network sends us a new show submission, we share a clip and share our views.  Did you know there is a medical term for butt cracks.

We keep chugging along but are interupted by another call, or should we say several calls.  A caller named Rob calls and yells profanities and then hangs up.  After a few rounds DK gets annoyed turns off the phones and says there will never be another open mic show.  We appologize if you were trying to call.

Its time for Big B's Music Spotlight.  This week its an underground band from Denmark called Royal Mob.  Did they get B's stamp of approval?

Listen to their submission here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfFdaivKLdI

OK its time for the news!  This week.....

We have vegan activists protesting a fishing derby in North Carolina.  We get an inside look on the lives of fish.  Oh you will never veiw fish the same way.

http://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/2018/07/29/vegan-activists-protest-north-carolina-fishing-tournament.html

Then CDC has issued a warning not to wash and reuse condoms, yep thats the story.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2018/07/29/cdc-warns-you-should-not-wash-or-reuse-condoms/#445505883a73

Remember we air live every Thursday at 9pm eastern 6pm pacific on http://www.cavecrewradio.com

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